I don’t know about you all, but I send all my babies by stork. But some people have different ideas:

“Sir: I have been corresponding with a party in Pa about getting a baby to rais (sic) (our home being without One.) May I ask you what specifications to use in wrapping so it (baby) would comply with regulations and be allowed shipment by parcel post as the express co are to rough in handling. Yours”

Source:
Wants Baby Sent By Mail (1913, Jan 17). New York Times (1857-1922). Page 13.

Below is a result from my server logs. Apparently my genealogy blog ranks fairly well in Google’s search results for “binoculars strong enough to spy through windows.”

My work is done here.